This Isn’t A Joke With A Sh!t Punchline… I’m Being Serious…
Santa Claus is the opposite of Pirates. Santa gives toys to children, while pirates steal stuff and sell them for gold.
First off, define “pirate”.
However, let’s assume you mean the “blackbeard” type of pirate. In such a case:
The “opposite” of a pirate is one who purchases a shipload of goods, then sails out to sea to find an empty ship. He then transfers his cargo onto the ship (or merely swaps ships), shakes the captain’s hand and sails his own now empty ship off into the dawning sun.
ADD: And just HOW in blazes are all these kids coming up with the absurd notion that “ninja” is somehow the “opposite” of a pirate?!?!? I think they’ve been watching too many cartoons…
A Ninja is opposite of a ptrate and im being serious too.
Edit: Darn, Ninja’d. Haha
A generous saint. They rarely leave the land. They give money instead of taking it away. And they believe in forgiveness and helping others, instead of plundering, and killing 😉
a ninja. though both are awesome, people are generally either a pirate person or a ninja person 🙂
i personally am a pirate person.
A naval merchant. They would sail from port to port buying and selling goods.
rather than steal for themselves robin steals for others
rather than sail robin “flies”
rather than baggy clothes and a swords
robin has tights and a bow and arrow
hope i helped
ps. love the q
It is ninja. Pirates are more awesome, though.