so everyone changes right? and i just moved back to my hometown after 5 years and i keep hearing “you’ve changed” and sometimes they mean it in negative terms i need good comebacks or quotes..
“no, i havent changed but i just stopped living life your way”
anything would be greatly appreciated
Sounds like you’re taking it negatively. They’re just making small talk. What I would say would be “Hopefully for the better” and laugh while I’m saying it…
“Oh really? Your mom/sister/girlfriend doesn’t seem to think so/sure seems to like them” “You must know what that’s like, right ___?” Or, ignore them. If you joke back with them, they might take it to mean that you think the joke is fnny, and they’ll keep doing it. If you don’t respond, or act reall bored with the joke, it will get old and they’ll stop doing it.
Well here’s my response to that:
Some random moron: “You’ve changed” (Negatively)
My response: “So did you from a kid to a douchebag
I’d say, Well yes I have changed for the best seems like you didn’t… Or I’d be sarcastic and be like I know… Smile coyly and walk away while tossing my hair.
“For the better”
“No, I’ve matured.”
“Is that a good or bad thing?”
“I’m still the same person, but with more experience.”
“So have you.”
Yeah I’m older, aren’t you?
“5 years is a very long time.”
“Maybe your the one who’s changed”
“Yes i have changed and i’m proud of who i am”
laugh, say youve changed a lot too! then tap their belly to indicate they gained weight and walk away