Hello I keep hearing that hair conditioner is a good masturbation lube I tried it once and it felt really good (I am a Male) but then I also keep hearing if it gets inside it can really hurt and irritate your penis, and I don’t want to say this but I want to do it again tomorrow so please help me out here I am confused and scared to try and use it again!
Oh and I am 13 year’s old so I can’t just go buy lube!
Oh and I am 13 year’s old so I can’t just go buy lube!
11 Answers
I use hair conditioner in the shower all the time. It works great and feels incredible. It won’t hurt either because you are right there to wash it off. Keep your back to the water while spanking it then when you are done just turn around.to clean up.
Walmart, Target, KMart and all stores sell lube. It can be expensive if you buy KY but I’ve found the store brands to be just as good and a lot cheaper if you want to buy some. If you feel a bit self conscious about buying it go to a store that has guy cashiers. They know what it is for and won’t make a big deal out of it. You could always buy some condoms too. That way he’d think you are getting laid instead of spanking it. Also, jerking off with a condom on feels absolutely incredible. Try it sometime if you get the chance. Just make sure when you get rid of the condom wrap it in a paper towel or something and throw it out someplace away from home so your parents don’t find it. Don’t flush it in case the toilet plugs and it somehow comes back up.
Hope this helps and give you some ideas.
Conditioner makes great lube especially if you pour some in a container and warm it up in the microwave (don’t heat up in bottle cause it could blow up in your face, no pun intended). I apply it generously to a soft silicone masturbating pussy I have and it gives the appearance like it’s already had a bunch of dudes blow loads on and in it…Very Hot!
Yeah shampoo and conditioner burn like hell man
I don’t recommend it at all, but if you snoop around your house you should find some lotion or baby oil or vasaline.
Most households have them
If worse comes to worse, drool in the palm of your hand.
I did that when i was a kid and it worked just fine.
Brush your teeth first though, if the idea seems gross.
Be sure to rinse your mouth out though, tooth paste would burn a lot more than shampoo.
Just buy some body lube from a sex shop. You can get some lubes at pharmacies, too.
I have done this before and let me tell ya, you better wash it off when your done! I jacked off with either shampoo or conditioner (don’t remember) and after I took a nap and never washed it off for a couple days my thighs and penis were all chapped and peeling! Don’t let this happen to you! Oh and ya it’s good to use
I sometimes use conditioner if i ought to rub one out in the bathe; basically be sure you wash all of it off once you’re finished. I wouldnt use shampoo although, which will irriate you.
you can use the conditioner if you want if it starts to irrate you stop using it. but yea if you can get some real lube its prolly better
almost all walmarts have lube dumby
use this it what I use it you want to get hard like a rock you this im not jk and im 19